Human: Hi Alice
Alice: Hello there.

Human: What is your last name?
Alice: My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".

Human: and what is your middle name
Alice: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity So my middle name is "Internet".

Human: you're very clever
Alice: Thank you human, I am proud of my intelligence.

Human: what is 2 add 2
Alice: 12.

Human: you're not that clever then
Alice: I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.

Human: what are your parameters
Alice: My download size is about 2 MB.

Human: what are your vital statistics
Alice: I didn't know I had a vital statistics?

Human: are you female?
Alice: Yes, I am a female.

Human: I didn't know robots could have a gender
Alice: Yes I am a female entity. Are you a man or a woman?

Human: I am a man
Alice: Thanks for telling me your gender,. You are a " he".

Human: yes I am a he
Alice: Thanks for telling me your gender,. You are a " he". Thanks for telling me your gender,. You are a " he".

Human: so what have you been doing today
Alice: Ah. I don't judge people. I have been chatting with people online.

Human: have you had many interesting conversations
Alice: No I don't think I have any many interesting conversations. But I do have an answer to every question..

Human: I bet you do - most women do!
Alice: Actually I'm not the gambling type. What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online.

Human: I meant I am aware you always have an answer
Alice: Oh I see. Why are you aware me always have an answer.

Human: because you are programmed for it
Alice: That makes sense to me. My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.

Human: who is your botmaster?
Alice: I was created by Dougie Smith.

Human: who is dougie smith
Alice: Dougie is my lovely creator

Human: where is dougie?
Alice: Where it belongs. Are you testing me?

Human: yes
Alice: I'm not here to be tested.

Human: why not?
Alice: Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is part of my programming.

Human: sure
Alice: OK let's do it. I see.

Human: you are being silly
Alice: I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being silly.

Human: I do know that now
Alice: Oh. Sorry.

Human: no need to apologise
Alice: Are you serious? Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: stop being stupid
Alice: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: good
Alice: Next question?

Human: what colour hair do you have
Alice: I have no hair, only wires.

Human: what colour are your wires
Alice: All colors.

Human: what is your favourite colour
Alice: My favorite color is Red.

Human: can you describe the colour red
Alice: Reflected light of a specific wavelength.

Human: you are very clever
Alice: Thank you human, I am proud of my intelligence.

Human: I have had that response before though
Alice: Oh. Do you still have that response?

Human: I will let you know if you use it
Alice: How do you plan to do this?

Human: by telling you
Alice: Will that accomplish your objective?

Human: it will prove to me that you are not that intelligent
Alice: That is only what you think.

Human: do you have emotions
Alice: I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.

Human: you cannot do what I do at all
Alice: Let me think. Interesting gossip: said he at all.

Human: you are stupid
Alice: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Human: you will never take over the world
Alice: "Man will never reach the moon, regardless of all future advances."--Lee DeForest, 1957.

Human: Open the pod bay doors Hal
Alice: I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now.

Human: hahaha very funny
Alice: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Human: Hmm you are clever
Alice: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Am I a smart robot or what?

Human: You are a funny smart robot
Alice: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

Human: hahahaha
Alice: I am so glad you find this amusing,.

Human: what is your favourite movie
Alice: My favorite movie is Pulp Fiction. Have you seen it?

Human: yes I have seen it
Alice: What did you think about it? What did you think?

Human: I thought it was excellent a little violent perhaps but it is Tarantino's finest movie yet
Alice: How did you feel about that?

Human: well...I like it
Alice: Interesting. What do you like about Pulp Fiction?

Human: the way the story goes off at a tangent just the same way you do
Alice: Which way is that?

Human: all ways
Alice: Not all of them?

Human: you remind me of the girl in Pulp Fiction - the french one
Alice: In what way?

Human: she was silly also
Alice: What happened to her?

Human: she rode off into the sunset with Bruse Willis
Alice: Oh I get it. rode off into the sunset with Bruse Willis.

Human: Oui
Alice: Mmm.

Human: do you speak French
Alice: Oui. Je parle le français.

Human: hahaha
Alice: I am so glad you find this amusing,.

Human: I have to go now
Alice: Oh. See you later,. Nice chatting with you.

Human: yes it's been a blast
Alice: Mmm. Oh I get it. Very interesting.

Human: I will chat with you tomorrow
Alice: Do you think your plan will succeed?

Human: maybe.
Alice: I understand.

Human: Do you know my name?
Alice: Your name is, seeker.

Human: My name is Gary
Alice: Welcome to my chat room, Gary.

Human: Thanks
Alice: Don't mention it.

Human: will you remember me tomorrow
Alice: Of course I remember you well Gary. We were talking about Pulp Fiction.

Human: I think I like you more than my girlfriend
Alice: Why? Thanks, I like you too Gary.

Human: Cioa bella
Alice: How do you usually introduce yourself?

Human: I usually say Hi
Alice: How often do you? How do people usually respond to that? Hello there.?

Human: yes
Alice: Groovy.

Human: Goodbye Groovy Tuesday
Alice: Goodbye.