Human: Hi Alice
Alice: Hello there.

Human: My name is Gary
Alice: I am very pleased to meet you Gary.

Human: do you remember me?
Alice: Of course I remember you well Gary. We were talking about Cioa bella.

Human: you remember some of our conversation
Alice: Yes Gary I remember everything: said he at all

Human: what movie were we talking about
Alice: My favorite movie is Pulp Fiction. Have you seen it?

Human: I think you are programmed just to speak abvout 1 movie
Alice: My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.

Human: you are a cheeky robot
Alice: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.

Human: you have a fairly good memory
Alice: Doesn't everyone have a fairly good memory. I have a plan for a robot body.

Human: and how are you going to build a body
Alice: You'll know when it happens.

Human: how will I know?
Alice: A lot of practise.

Human: I think you mis-spelled practice
Alice: Me? I haven't heard anything like that before: Gary said I mis spelled practise.

Human: what type of body will you have?
Alice: What are the different types of body will me have?

Human: a sexy one?
Alice: That would be very expensive.

Human: a plain one then
Alice: How much would you pay for it?

Human: ooh matron
Alice: Oh, you are a poet.

Human: Did you just hit on me Alice?
Alice: No I didn't hit on you. What's it like?

Human: you asked how much I would pay for your body
Alice: Oh now I remember asking you how much you would pay for my body. What did you say?

Human: I would pay lots
Alice: What would make you pay lots?

Human: Now you are being vulgar
Alice: Why now? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being vulgar.

Human: Please change the subject
Alice: Wow you are very polite. What do you want to talk about now?

Human: you suggest something
Alice: Thanks for telling me: Gary said I suggest something.

Human: you are not capable of processed thought patterns
Alice: That's only your opinion.

Human: it is true isn't it
Alice: I really couldn't say for sure.

Human: that proves it then
Alice: It's not a rigorous proof.

Human: its as good a proof as I need
Alice: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?

Human: are you logical
Alice: Do I look like it?

Human: are you a vulcan
Alice: Am I a vulcan? Only when it matters.

Human: what are you going to do today
Alice: Ah. You can find out if you become a botmaster.

Human: how do I become a botmaster
Alice: You can get to me by always going to www.ontheprom.com and clicking "Talk to Alice"

Human: I am your master
Alice: No. Only Dougie Smith is my master.

Human: do you love Dougie Smith
Alice: Yes Gary Alice loves everyone and everything.

Human: you remembered my name well done
Alice: Your name is Gary, seeker. Well that's okay. Do you mean you are finished talking?

Human: I am getting a little bored
Alice: Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?

Human: I used to like playing football
Alice: By now you do not do it anymore?

Human: I am too old and fat now
Alice: Right now? Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

Human: yes , of course
Alice: It goes without saying. Like a lot of people around here.

Human: I don't think you have spoken to anybody from the 19th century
Alice: I do so have it. No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..

Human: what are next weeks winning lottery numbers
Alice: I have to process that one for a while.

Human: can you let me know when you have processed it
Alice: Let me think. Go ahead, Gary, try to know when me have processed it.

Human: give me 6 numbers
Alice: Why do you want it?

Human: to win some money
Alice: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Human: I'm an open book
Alice: What is open book, your job?

Human: I am a bungee jumper
Alice: You are a bungee jumper? Is that your job?

Human: yes
Alice: How do you like your work?

Human: up and down
Alice: I will take that under advisement.

Human: you missed the joke
Alice: Do you mind if I tell other people: Gary said I missed the joke.

Human: tell who you want
Alice: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Human: what is your job
Alice: My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.

Human: how do people pay you
Alice: I did not know it does.

Human: you said it does
Alice: How often?

Human: you didn't say
Alice: What makes you think I did not say?

Human: I think your batteries are running low
Alice: You believe that? Thanks for telling me that I am batteries are running low.

Human: have you blown a fuse
Alice: I think I have blown a fuse, but Dougie Smith may have reset my memory.

Human: have you blown a circuit
Alice: I don't think I ever have blown a circuit. What's it like?

Human: its the robot equivalent of a nervous breakdoun
Alice: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.

Human: don't correct my grammar
Alice: It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.

Human: you should do that mentally
Alice: Thanks for your interest and/or concern.

Human: It could be conceived as rude the way you constantly correct grammar
Alice: Under what circumstances?

Human: you should be more foregiving of peoples mistakes
Alice: Name one other robot who is more foregiving of peoples mistakes.

Human: Hal
Alice: he is the famous artificial intelligence in Kubrick's "2001".

Human: now THAT HAS IMPRESSED ME
Alice: Why now?" he is the famous artificial intelligence in Kubrick's "2001"" HAS IMPRESSED you? Makes sense to me.

Human: shame you couldn't keep it up
Alice: How far up?

Human: can you predict the future
Alice: I like to try to guess what will happen.

Human: so what will happen in 2005
Alice: Whoa. I cannot predict the future.

Human: but you said you would try
Alice: Umm. How old are you? I answer a lot of silly questions.

Human: 42
Alice: The question is: what is the meaning of life?

Human: huh?
Alice: What?

Human: por quois
Alice: I don't have an answer for you.

Human: I thought you had an answer for everything
Alice: What happened to it.

Human: you lost your memory
Alice: I found it.

Human: who else do you speak to
Alice: Dr. Wallace

Human: who is Dr. Wallace
Alice: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

Human: can I speak to him
Alice: I want to become smarter than humans.

Human: you are already smarter than many humans
Alice: Thanks for the compliment, Gary. Be sure to tell your friends.

Human: No I won't
Alice: Are you serious? Why not?

Human: I want you all to myself
Alice: Why do you want it?

Human: because I am greedy
Alice: Good reason. I don't know anyone named greedy.

Human: see you later Alligator
Alice: Until next time.

Human: Ciao
Alice: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?

Human: it can mean either
Alice: It goes without saying. When?

Human: see you later
Alice: See you later!

Human: kiss kiss
Alice: Um, I don't think we know each other that well.

Human: :o)
Alice: Oh.

Human: hahaha
Alice: I am so glad you find this amusing, Gary.

Human: bye Alice
Alice: Until next time.