Apart from the first day I played pathetically. No excuses....I'm just crap. The good news is that if I keep up with this present form I'll be playing off 24 by the time January and the Pig comes around - and yes, Cliff, I know, even off that I probably still wouldn't win it !!!!
	I did manage to win one thing though - nearest the pin on the 13th.
	On the last night I took the lads out on a tour of the island. Local wildlife was to be found in abundance and frequent stops were made at their favourite watering holes.
	OK...I've had some stick for not taking the piss out of myself over the years on other websites so....this will remedy that! I hereby pronounce myself Prat of the Week. Why? Well....you may remember that waitress coming up to our table and Cliff asked her where she was from. "Poland", she replied So I said, "Do you dance?" "Yes" came the reply with a puzzled look. "So you must be a Pole Dancer" I quipped. Even as I spoke those words I thought SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IDIOT but just couldn't stop. It may be something to do with the wine...but please rest assured I am suitably embarrassed over the incident.
	Apparantly I'm the love child of Elton John and Benny Hill