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Vilamoura 2004

Another great tour in Vilamoura 2004 - but it wasn't without some controversy this year. Read on...


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Back Row: Terry Trev Eddie Dougie Cliff
Front Row: Mick Aidan

The Final Leaderboards

Competition: Canasta Challenge Cup 2004
PlayerMonTuesWedTotal
Trev33303295
Dougie31213284
Cliff31203081
Eddie29252276
Terry29172670
MickFTA*262753
Aidan2120CNP**41
Trevor won the Canasta Challenge Cup 2004 with very consistent scoring and a very well played score of 95. WELL PLAYED TREV !!!!!

FTA*Mick "I'll have a large one" Clarkson was still pissed on Monday and failed to appear on the tee resulting in a ZERO score - Bwahahahahahaha!!! - take more water with it next time you lightweight!

CNP**Defending Canasta Champion Aidan could not play on the Wednesday - through no fault of his own


Competition: The PIGS Cup 2004
PlayerThursFriSatTotal
Eddie33303396
Terry28382187
Mick32252784
Aidan30242376
Trev25213076
Doug29172773
Cliff23222873
Eddie won the PIGS Cup 2004 with very consistent scoring and a very well played score of 96. WELL PLAYED EDDIE !!!!!

Mention must be made of the tremendous scoring by Terry on the 2nd day of play. His 38 was "The Best Golf I've Ever Played in my Entire Miserable Existence". Now that this is recorded for all the world to see perhaps Terrytronic can now kindly shut the fuck up!


The Muppet - 2004
PlayerOverall Score
Mick137
Aidan144
Cliff154
Terry157
Dougie157
Trev171
Eddie172
After failing to appear on the tee on the 1st day of competition golf Mick really was pissing against the wind for the rest of the week. Controversy reigns, however, as the rules seemed to change more than a few times throughout the week as various players found themselves in the unenviable position of Muppet contender. Cliff was heard to be pleading for ownership at one point just so he can say at least he took something back to Nuneaton. However that meant that Dougie would have tied for that and he was having NONE OF THAT!!! Common sense prevailed, however, and after a meeting between the area Captains (Terry and Trev) it was decided that the first rule applied on the Sunday - that is that the Muppet was to be awarded over 6 competition days. So - tough shit Mick, the words "Cookie" and "Crumbles" come to mind (Bwahahahahaha) and the author of this web-site is breathing a HUGE SIGH OF RELIEF!!


TerryTronic Trevor The PIG Winner - Eddie Daniels Dougie Cliff Aidan Mick